Category Archives: Food

Henson Muppets Boycott Homo-Hating Chick-fil-A

For those previously unaware of fast food restaurant Chick-fil-A’s narrow-minded social and political viewpoints, company president Dan Cathy recently went on the record to make public their official stance on gay marriage. Cathy incurred the wrath of numerous Hollywood stars … Continue reading

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Heart Attack Grill Stays True to Its Name

The infamous Heart Attack Grill is flooding headlines this morning after a customer suffered a heart attack while indulging in the restaurant’s signature 6,000-calorie Triple Bypass Burger. The Heart Attack Grill, a Las Vegas restaurant featured on shows such as … Continue reading

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290-pound Man is Too Fat for Seating at White Castle

All Martin Kessman wants to do is enjoy his White Castle burgers in the comfort of a booth at the fast-food joint. The 64-year-old stockbroker from Nanuet, NY is devoted to his White Castle burgers, but has become increasingly mad … Continue reading

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Easter Sunday: Eggs, Wearing White and an Increase of Breaking and Entering, Candy-Wielding Vermin Nationwide

Today is Good Friday, the day that reminds some people of the death of Jesus of Nazareth and reminds everyone to be jealous of friends who get off work or school today but to be pumped about a diabetes-inducing amount … Continue reading

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Meat-Only Dukan Diet: FINALLLY A Diet To Which I Already Unwittingly Subscribe

Diet fads and trends come and go. The no-carb Atkins diet was all the rage in the early part of last decade, and my mom used to do something called “The South Beach Diet,” which never involved going to South … Continue reading

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Starbucks Announces Redesign of Iconic Logo

Starbucks, the largest (and best) coffee brew master in the world, announced a re-design of the famous logo on the company’s 40th birthday.  The logo redesign is the 4th installment of the famous sea-goddess.  Apparently, the goal of the re-design … Continue reading

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Taco Bell or Wedding Bell? ¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

The weather is warming up and love is in the air as wedding season is upon us again, and with impeccable timing, this Consumerist post is here to remind us that celebrations of love can happen just about anywhere. As … Continue reading

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